tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48081474167886590882011-08-02T03:01:37.621+08:00Life in a few words...or lessJohannnoreply@blogger.comBlogger291100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-62996239528305625952011-03-28T15:17:00.001+08:002011-03-28T15:18:14.418+08:00...because what they're actually programming is you.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-6299623952830562595?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-4146018749818648442011-03-24T11:15:00.001+08:002011-03-24T11:15:34.113+08:00...and hate speech. There is a difference.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-414601874981864844?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-24820949737582096832011-03-24T11:09:00.001+08:002011-03-24T11:10:47.185+08:00...does not involve chemicals, why are they more expensive?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-2482094973758209683?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-43189059818875000512011-03-23T18:59:00.001+08:002011-03-23T18:59:44.644+08:00...to keep your sanity in an insane world.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-4318905981887500051?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-27402006843238913222011-03-23T18:58:00.001+08:002011-03-23T18:58:50.639+08:00...just simply means saving ourselves.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-2740200684323891322?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-27581432852133054732011-03-22T17:13:00.001+08:002011-03-22T17:14:21.821+08:00...2 opposite actions coming from the same smelly end of the intestines. The mouth.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-2758143285213305473?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-56716215964981650672011-03-22T17:03:00.000+08:002011-03-22T17:04:31.680+08:00...do so because they can't manage bigger things.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-5671621596498165067?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-68999848785821550472011-03-22T17:00:00.002+08:002011-03-22T17:02:08.520+08:00...because that is all they're interested in. Your money.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-6899984878582155047?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-32783465396190049482011-03-22T16:40:00.001+08:002011-03-22T16:41:48.481+08:00...because you have to sleep to see it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-3278346539619004948?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-20550625191509145092009-09-15T12:38:00.001+08:002009-09-15T12:40:34.346+08:00is when two Roman Gladiators hack at each others neck.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-2055062519150914509?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-88567338392956447622009-08-28T07:56:00.001+08:002009-08-28T07:58:32.766+08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">...</span>Mac <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">IS</span> a PC, and just as crappy.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-8856733839295644762?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-47978411621608158812009-08-28T07:52:00.000+08:002009-08-28T07:54:09.269+08:00...the atheists say "Prove me wrong,"...the believers say "Prove me right."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-4797841162160815881?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-55844270861647468822009-07-29T09:16:00.000+08:002009-07-29T09:17:12.858+08:00can be found in every religion.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-5584427086164746882?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-25671648298887448582009-07-02T08:14:00.000+08:002009-07-02T08:15:03.868+08:00but The King of Poop is still alive and kicking.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-2567164829888744858?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-48504545381286639622009-06-08T22:15:00.000+08:002009-06-08T22:16:42.393+08:00is to eat it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-4850454538128663962?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-91571355853929094832009-06-05T15:11:00.000+08:002009-06-05T15:12:37.497+08:00is the rain after a drought.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-9157135585392909483?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-41966270090630296692009-06-03T15:54:00.000+08:002009-06-03T16:05:55.422+08:00only rights themselves.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-4196627009063029669?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-42047274695942044662009-06-03T15:38:00.000+08:002009-06-03T15:39:35.972+08:00if your greed takes precedence over your art.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-4204727469594204466?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-6070834069081301902009-06-03T09:06:00.001+08:002009-06-03T09:06:33.979+08:00but i have a girlfriend, and i can "iTouch" her all i want.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-607083406908130190?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-21035418448644827212009-06-03T09:04:00.000+08:002009-06-03T09:05:43.604+08:00to sell more air-conditioners and deodorants.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-2103541844864482721?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-62414406950675580042009-06-03T09:03:00.002+08:002009-06-03T09:04:35.116+08:00would be easier if you had thought about your future.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-6241440695067558004?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-44260002568675477822009-06-03T09:03:00.001+08:002009-06-03T09:03:53.650+08:00having to face them is not.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-4426000256867547782?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-57303698698123942362009-06-03T09:00:00.000+08:002009-06-03T09:01:29.870+08:00when great minds think alike?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-5730369869812394236?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-28139700367129893532009-06-03T08:57:00.000+08:002009-06-03T08:59:28.613+08:00it all becomes stupid and petty after you've calmed down.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-2813970036712989353?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-48360766422114947492009-06-03T08:53:00.001+08:002009-06-03T09:00:13.798+08:00nothing beats hugs and tears<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-4836076642211494749?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-81526993809167268362009-06-03T00:47:00.001+08:002009-06-03T00:49:31.812+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tC5d39Q1JuI/SiVX8KkdcxI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Le5ksacFTwg/s1600-h/Photo246.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tC5d39Q1JuI/SiVX8KkdcxI/AAAAAAAAAAM/Le5ksacFTwg/s320/Photo246.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342773224086008594" border="0" /></a><br />...available 24/7.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-8152699380916726836?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-43463129555250805372009-06-02T23:48:00.002+08:002009-06-02T23:49:59.131+08:00a prequel or a sequel?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-4346312955525080537?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-69019562995341014212009-06-02T23:48:00.001+08:002009-06-02T23:48:38.039+08:00are created equal<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-6901956299534101421?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4808147416788659088.post-73472851792308908862009-06-02T23:46:00.000+08:002009-06-03T00:46:05.815+08:00before movie screenings is like preaching to the choir.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4808147416788659088-7347285179230890886?l=dodgymystic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Johannnoreply@blogger.com0