The next best thing after sliced bread...

is to eat it.

Forgiveness...

is the rain after a drought.

The self-righteous...

only rights themselves.

You're only considered a sellout...

if your greed takes precedence over your art.

You may have your "iTouch"...

but i have a girlfriend, and i can "iTouch" her all i want.

Global warming helps...

to sell more air-conditioners and deodorants.

Erasing the past...

would be easier if you had thought about your future.

Having your own audience is very thrilling...

having to face them is not.

Is it copyright infringement...

when great minds think alike?

Whatever it is that you are angry about...

it all becomes stupid and petty after you've calmed down.

No matter how advanced internet communication is...

nothing beats hugs and tears

Rappers have become commodities...

...available 24/7.

Is Terminator Salvation...

a prequel or a sequel?

Not all idiots...

are created equal

Anti piracy ads...

before movie screenings is like preaching to the choir.